bestfrend QueBer

Alice: “I’ll play you for it. Rock, paper, scissors.”
Edward: “Why don’t you just tell me who wins?”
Alice: “I do. Excellent.”

“Oh, Mike! How will I go on?”
   — Bella

“Ah, Edward. I’ve missed you.”
   — Tanya

“Oooo, scary.”
   — Emmett

“Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? You’re not taking him to a strip club, are you?”
   — Bella

“Bells, we’re up to bat.”
   — Charlie

“You’re awfully small to be so hugely irritating.”
   — Edward

“Why am I covered in feathers?”
   — Bella

“No one will dare to call you plain when I’m through with you.”
“Only because they’re afraid you’ll suck their blood.”
   — Alice and Bella

“Oops.”
   — Edward

“Alice wouldn’t let us do anything else. Every time we tried, she all but ripped our throats out.”
   — Renee

“Do you want me to sing to you? I’ll sing all night if it will keep the bad dreams away.”
   — Edward

“Over my pile of ashes.”
   — Rosalie

“You look so guilty-like you’ve committed a crime.”
   — Edward

“This is not something our treaty anticipated. This is a danger to every human in the area.”
   — Sam

“I’d like to beat you dead.”
   — Rosalie

“I can’t understand. I can’t bear this.”
   — Jasper

“You’ll hurt her. Let her go.”
   — Seth

“I’ve seen vampire venom work miracles, but there are conditions that even venom cannot overcome.”
   — Carlisle

“I’ll kill you myself! I’ll do it now!”
   — Jacob

“‘Should I be afraid?’
‘Terrified.’”
   — Bella and Edward

“‘Don’t be afraid,’ I murmured. ‘We belong together..’ I was abruptly overwhelmed by the truth of my own words. This moment was so perfect, so right, there was no way to doubt it. His arms wrapped around me, holding me against him….It felt like every nerve ending in my body was a live wire.
‘Forever,’ he agreed.”    — Bella and Edward

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